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OCT 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

Interesting, Jokes.



#1.   A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour ask her why she is doing that.
She replies,
"My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"
LOL



#2.  I love you is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit.



#3. 
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest,
"Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.
"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest."

"You're not to go near that woman again.
Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
 The man leaves confessional, says his prayers,
and then walks over to the poor box.

He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. 
The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims,
"I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" 
"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said,
it's the same as putting it in!"



#4. 
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife
walked up behind him and whacked him on the head
with a rolled-up magazine. 

"What the hell was that for?" he asked. 
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"But you don't understand," he pleaded.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races,
Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." 
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said.
"I should have known there was a good explanation." 

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV
when she walked up and hit him in the head again,
this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?" he pleaded.

"Your horse just called!"



#5.  An old couple is sitting in church one morning,
listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers,
"I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?" 

Her husband whispers back,
"Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid."


LOL! Have a great weekend ahead! (:



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